overdid:

do you ever feel lonely and unwanted even if you are with your friends

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

theorystyles:

rom-coms (romantic communists)

spiritleaf:

A deer that catches stars in its antlers

spiritleaf:

A deer that catches stars in its antlers

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

thefuuuucomics:

literally me

thefuuuucomics:

literally me

lolsomeone-actually:

you’re lying if you didn’t sing this in your head

Maiaiaiane

poppunkfunk:

I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore

dizabell:

Anime Sharks are my favorite fucking thing in the world.

arielcalypso:

thechicwiththecurls:

  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
  • it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
  • it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
  • it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
  • what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

 Everyone needs to reblog this.

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

helpusgreatwarrior:

I had a really good day today.

helpusgreatwarrior:

I had a really good day today.

lyrafay:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

Robert Rodriguez is your answer.